I must be making an impact...

[ChicoSheridan]

Today, I think I reached a milestone in my blogging career. I had my first "offer" for SEO services from a professional in the field. A totally unsolicited email (not spam though) offering to boost my site to within the top 3 results on google, yahoo, etc. I think I'll politely decline, though...I seem to be doing ok thus far on my own! ....with a little help from my AWG friends, of course.

lol. Not sure if it's an actual milestone or not, but it makes me feel like I must have accomplished SOMEthing to garner that guy's attention. yay for minor accomplishments!

[webpimp]

Ugh I hate those emails. I get them all the time for my mainstream site but never for my adult ones. Probably just someone trying to make a buck. If you are ever considering using a service like this, the first question to ask is "top 3 search results for what keywords?" Don't believe the hype.

[Randy]

Originally Posted by webpimp

Ugh I hate those emails. I get them all the time for my mainstream site but never for my adult ones. Probably just someone trying to make a buck. If you are ever considering using a service like this, the first question to ask is "top 3 search results for what keywords?" Don't believe the hype.

Webpimp,

It's not hype. I can get anyone who wants it, a number 1 listing on Google. Piece of cake.

Randy

[webpimp]

Originally Posted by Randy

Webpimp,

It's not hype. I can get anyone who wants it, a number 1 listing on Google. Piece of cake.

Randy

For what keywords?

[Randy]

Originally Posted by webpimp

For what keywords?

Webpimp!!!
Yes, Yes, and Yes!!!
Someone who gets IT!!!

My favorite three SEO scams are:
I can make you #1 in Google. (we just won't talk about which words till I have your money)
I can submit you to 300,000 search engines!!! (of course you will never see traffic, except from China and Russia)
I can provide you with 3,000 non reciprocal links TODAY!!! (they are link farms and the links are dynamic and if they were spidered could really screw you in the rankings)

Any one of the above three for only $29.95 and this is a today only offer normally $159.95. (I do need the money up front and my satisfaction is all that is guaranteed)

Webpimp, for you and only you I can do a 2 for 1!!!

Randy

[Hacker Jack]

well speaking as a Nigerian Lottery winner what i would really like to know is this:

what's so bad about my penis that so many people take the time to email me every day and offer me enlargement equipment?

[Randy]

Originally Posted by Hacker Jack

well speaking as a Nigerian Lottery winner what i would really like to know is this:

what's so bad about my penis that so many people take the time to email me every day and offer me enlargement equipment?

HJ,

Face it dude, the word is out... Like, everybody knows...

Sorry...

Randy

[hyballs]

Hi HJ, Don't worry, they say size doen't matter......that is until you meet someone special and they do think it matters.

If your money wise, you could try the old African method. Half a brick and a length of string!

[mnrvov]

Originally Posted by Randy

Any one of the above three for only $29.95 and this is a today only offer normally $159.95. (I do need the money up front and my satisfaction is all that is guaranteed)

That's what the "gurus" call creating a "sense of urgency". I think it's why I hate salespeople.....at least in the "real world".

Oh, and by the way, I wanna be #1 in Google for sex. Can anyone help?

[Randy]

Originally Posted by mnrvov

That's what the "gurus" call creating a "sense of urgency". I think it's why I hate salespeople.....at least in the "real world".

Oh, and by the way, I wanna be #1 in Google for sex. Can anyone help?

mnrvov,

Of course I can guaranteed #1 placement for Sex with a three legged one eyed monkey

I emailed you my ePassPorte account information and the money HAS to be in the account before midnight or I CAN NOT guarantee placement. This is a ONE TIME only offer and will not be repeated tonight. Satisfaction is guaranteed, IF for any reason I am not happy with the outcome you get your money back, no questions asked!!!

You are just one money transfer from my Happiness!!!

Randy